does this mean jesse eisenberg will portray me in a david fincher film? i personally would prefer don cheadle. get ready to experience the most secondhand embarrassment ever. your cheeks will be flushed red with the knowledge that i once was (and who are we kidding, still am) the biggest weirdo on this planet. onward! aol [...]

so i was having a hard time coming up with something to write. then i went on myspace and all my problems were solved.  every once in a while i will check up on my myspace to see how things are going. once i’ve spent enough time on there, i realize why i completely ditched [...]